I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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