I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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