Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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