yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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