he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize