When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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