This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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