Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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