yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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