just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
