I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
being pregnant is like rehab
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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