ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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