He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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