this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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