JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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