Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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