There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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