my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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