ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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