Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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