I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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