it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Ladies don't puke and tell
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
