so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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