she was so not down for the gang bang
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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