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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.

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  I guess I misjudged your gender.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.

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  and what did he say?

  (614): View more from Ohio

  there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He could stay over, if you'd just ask.

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  Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"

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• (716): View more from New York

  I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Are you ok?

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?

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  Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.

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