Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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