adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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