Don't you send me to vm
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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