where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
a search helicopter?!
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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