So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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