all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
Randomize
