can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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