they need to just BURY HIM!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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