found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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