Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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