So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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