I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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