Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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