Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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