I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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