so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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