It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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