Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You can't just leave with hair like that
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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