Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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