Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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