he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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