I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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