People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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