I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
then he tried to convert me to islam
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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