Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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