Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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