I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
