How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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