I feel like I'm in dance class right now
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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