you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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