it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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